Breaking News: Miley Cyrus will be depleated by 2013

From the most trusted news source in Etchasketchastan, The Onion: "Society as we know it will fail to function- governments will collapse. Humanity will be reduced to roving tribes of barbarians constantly searching, and fighting and searching and scouring the landscape for the last remaining Hannah Montana fashion doll or The Best of Both Worlds CD." For sustainable Cyrus use, Greg